Monday, June 13, 2005

A Champ Goes on Vacation

In three hours, I will be a first class citizen on my own airplane. Well, with other passengers, because I am a generous person. But I hope this time I get my own TV, or there will be some unhappy fools on the ground. No joke. I am going to visit my acting adviser Leroy. He is in the jungle, and so the mountain (cat) goes to the jungle to find him. I am also bringing Oskar and Duchamp, because it is time for them to learn their culture.

I must finish packing and ripping up shorts for more camouflage. I return in a week with many adventures. Goodbye, my fans!